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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Mon, Feb 16, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Mon, Feb 16, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
German , Wi-Fi , and US Army Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Wireless, your signal’s strong enough to connect a bratwurst to a tank battalion!"
- The image shows a hilariously realistic scene in a German countryside village, where a Wi-Fi router sits proudly atop a US Army tank.
- The tank is humorously camouflaged with sausages (bratwursts), pretzels, and beer steins instead of traditional military netting.
- Nearby, a lederhosen-clad soldier is attempting to stream a birthday Zoom party on a tablet while a stern German shepherd wears aviator sunglasses and salutes with a paw.
- The Wi-Fi signal is visible in the sky like glowing cartoon-style waves, bouncing between cuckoo clocks and military gear.
- In the distance, a "Happy Birthday Wireless!" banner flutters between two Black Hawk helicopters.
Generated with these themes: German , Wi-Fi , and US Army.
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