Deadpool holding a balloon and present, Large, scary Xenomorph wearing a party hat and drooling, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch!" Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/15/2025
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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Estimated Delivery:
12/15/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Deadpool holding a balloon and present, Large, scary Xenomorph wearing a party hat and drooling, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch!" Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Not every party needs cake... just warnings and weapons."
- Depict a solemn, realistically styled photograph of a dimly lit industrial room — pipes along the ceiling, shadows creeping across metallic walls.
- In the foreground, Deadpool stands off to the side, somber expression visible through his mask, holding a sad blue balloon in one hand and a neatly wrapped present in the other.
- In the center of the image, a large Xenomorph looms menacingly, towering over a birthday table. Its sleek, black exoskeleton reflects the cold industrial lighting. A ridiculous, tiny polka-dot party hat is balanced on its elongated skull, already wet with drool.
- A half-melted birthday cake with rich blue icing sits untouched on the table, frosting beginning to sag. Above the cake hangs a tattered banner that reads in bold letters: "Stay away from the cake you bitch!"
- The whole scene carries a chilling stillness — no joy, only tension and quiet acceptance. Even Deadpool isn’t cracking jokes.
Generated with these themes: Deadpool holding a balloon and present, Large, scary Xenomorph wearing a party hat and drooling, Birthday cake with blue icing, and Banner saying, "Stay away from the cake you bitch!".
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