At the top of the image, "Colton, you’ve officially reached the roastiest age—espresso yourself before you depresso!"

- In the center of the image, illustrate a hilariously frazzled cartoon version of Colton sitting inside a giant coffee cup, submerged up to his chest in coffee, wearing party sunglasses and a birthday hat.

- Steam swirls out of the cup forming the number of Colton’s age (or just a cheeky "?"), while scattered coffee beans around the base form the shape of balloons.

- Nearby, a group of over-caffeinated, wide-eyed coffee beans dance and play tiny trumpets in a chaotic mini birthday parade.

- Add a little cartoon speech bubble coming from the coffee cup that reads: "I swear I was only ONE sip away from being 25 forever!"

Generated with these themes: Coffee.

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