White haired man with a beard Fishing river archaeology Birthday Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/22/2025
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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Estimated Delivery:
12/22/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
White haired man with a beard Fishing river archaeology Birthday Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Uncle Iain, you’ve fished up relics older than your birthday cake—now that’s some ancient angling!"
- Illustrate a surreal riverside scene where Uncle Iain, a white-haired man with a majestic beard, is peacefully fishing with an absurdly long, vine-wrapped fishing rod.
- Instead of fish, he's pulling out bizarre archaeological artifacts from the river: an ornate Greco-Roman teapot, a pharaoh’s rubber ducky, and a fossilized party horn.
- Around him, tiny dinosaurs wearing party hats help dust off relics while blowing birthday blowers.
- A river bends impossibly through the landscape like a ribbon, winding around floating birthday candles, jellyfish with party balloons, and submerged ruins with ancient “Happy Birthday” graffiti carved in stone.
- In the background, the trees have cupcake tops instead of leaves, and a giant sundial made of cheese wheels marks the surreal passage of time.
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