At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, Marmalado!

Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD photorealistic scene: a satirical Spitting Image–style latex puppet of Paddington Bear in a cheeky, rude birthday moment. Close-up, three-quarter portrait at eye level: he’s in a weathered blue duffle coat with horn toggles and a red floppy hat, marmalade smeared on his snout, smirking with one eyebrow cocked. In one paw he grips a half‑eaten marmalade sandwich; with the other he gives a cheeky British two‑finger salute. Foreground: a tipped-over jar of thick-cut orange marmalade oozes onto a scratched wooden table, glossy and sticky under the lights. Center table holds a small birthday cake glazed with orange marmalade, crooked candles just blown out with thin curls of smoke, scattered confetti and a spent party popper. Real puppet craftsmanship: glossy latex sheen, subtle seam lines, hand-stitched details, fabric weave of the coat, crumbly cake texture, translucent marmalade glisten.

Lighting and camera: warm tungsten key from camera-left, soft fill from the right, a gentle rim light to edge the hat and coat; rich shadows for depth. 50mm lens, f/1.8, ISO 200, 1/125s for shallow depth of field and creamy bokeh; defocused warm fairy lights in the background. Color grade in rich ambers and oranges with deep cobalt blue and punchy red accents, natural film grain.

Render Marmalado! across the top negative space as shiny, translucent marmalade script—bold, legible, slightly drippy for attitude. Mood: irreverent, playful, and a little naughty—perfect for a rude birthday laugh.

Generated with these themes: Spitting image paddington bear, and .

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