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Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Snarky Spark Birthday Roast
Description
Cheeky and warm, this birthday card is perfect for your son—celebrating his personal trainer hustle, Liverpool pride, and the lovable chaos of being still single, awkward, and clumsy. It playfully roasts his appetite (eats like a horse) and the rule that he can’t drink alcohol, or he turns into an idiot, with a nod to his dog Torres.
