At the top of the image, "Bernie, you're skiing through snow-planet Auckland while juggling laksa, grammar, and hedge clippings—peak performance on Mt Eden!"

- In the center of the image, illustrate a humorous, chaotic scene where Bernie—dressed in full ski gear—is mid-slope skiing down a snow-covered Mt Eden (with palm trees absurdly frosted over), a steaming bowl of laksa precariously balanced in one hand, a red pen in the other marking his son’s floating homework.

- A kid (Bernie's son) sleds down behind him, holding a giant pencil and open spelling workbook with letters flying out like snowflakes.

- To the side, a sentient hedge (trimmed to spell “Happy Birthday”) is waving clippers in one leafy branch and a ‘Reading for Beginners’ book in the other.

- Floating Auckland skyline in the background has ski lifts attached between Sky Tower and other buildings, complete with birthday balloons tied to the cables.

Generated with these themes: Skiing in snow planet Auckland , Eating laksa, Running up mt Eden , Hedge trimming , Teaching son reading writing , and .

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