At the top of the image, "SAM, you’ve skied off-piste, spilled your beer on a book, cheered for Spurs, and still the cat thinks you’re a genius!"

- In the center of the illustration, depict a comical mountain slope where a Scottish Fold tabby cat (wearing tiny ski goggles) is zooming downhill on skis, dragging behind a wide-eyed SAM, who's tangled in Tottenham Hotspurs scarves, holding a foamy pint in one hand and an open book in the other (the pages flapping wildly).

- The ski slope is peppered with hilarious “hazards” — like a giant stack of tumbling novels, beer barrels doubling as snow jumps, and signs pointing “This Way to the Pub” and “Beware: Goal Celebrations Ahead.”

- In the background, have cartoon fans waving Spurs flags while standing next to a mountain lodge shaped like a giant pint glass.

- Add little humorous details like snowmen wearing Spurs jerseys and a blimp overhead with “COYS & Cheers, SAM!” floating across the sky.

Generated with these themes: Beer, Tottenham Hotspurs, Skiing, Books, Scottish fold tabby cat, , and .

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