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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Feb 6, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Feb 6, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Birthday -
Description
At the top of the Cartoon Style image, "Happy Birthday! You are getting your butt BLISTERED!"
At the bottom of the image, "Brace your buns!"
- Center scene: Playful, rude-mood cartoon with exaggerated proportions, thick black outlines, and bright, saturated colors.
- Left: An attractive adult woman in a stylish party dress and high heels, smirking with one eyebrow raised, striking an energetic pose. She rests a large school-style wooden paddle across her shoulder like a trophy; add bold letters on the paddle: “Birthday Whacks!”
- Right: A clearly adult man in a party hat and goofy tie, wide-eyed and a little afraid, leaning back with wobbly knees. He clutches a wrapped gift and a balloon protectively near his backside; add a tiny cartoon sweat drop near his temple for comedy.
- Background: Explosive comic starburst and confetti, streamers and balloons, hot pinks, electric blues, lemon yellows, and purples; dynamic motion lines around the paddle (no contact shown).
- Keep it cheeky and playful: fully clothed adults, no nudity, no impact—just mischievous anticipation.
- Typography: Big, punchy, all-caps headline at the top with a thick outline and drop shadow; snappy handwritten-style kicker at the bottom.
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