Farage, Trump, Putin, Wankers, and Christmas Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/15/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/15/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Farage, Trump, Putin, Wankers, and Christmas Card
Description
At the top of the image, “Ho Ho No: The Three Wise Wankers”
Depict a Dali-inspired, dreamlike winter wasteland: sugar-snow dunes flowing like liquid silk, candy-cane arches drooping like melted clocks, and a pearlescent aurora ribboning across a velvet midnight sky. In the center, three towering, melting wax-candle busts caricaturing Farage, Trump, and Putin wear crumpled gold cracker crowns. Distinct cues: Trump with a glossy tangerine bauble-sheen and a licorice-red tie stretching absurdly long; Farage with a purple rosette fused into the wax and a pint-glass glow trapped inside his chest; Putin pale and glassy, an icy stare set above a tiny toy horse half-sunk in the wax. Their wax drips into warped star-shaped puddles reflecting upside-down candy canes and fractured baubles.
Surround them with spindly reindeer made of clock hands, a sleigh stretched into a thin, impossible curve, and holly leaves that morph into fish mid-air. Long, surreal shadows rake across the glittering snow; “censor-bar” shaped snowflakes swirl like cheeky asterisks around the trio. Ethereal, moonlit rim lighting, soft fog, jewel-toned palette (icy teal, crimson, tarnished gold), painterly textures, and exaggerated perspective. Make the headline bold, candy-cane striped, slightly melting, and dominant at the top. No other text anywhere in the scene.
Generated with these themes: Farage, Trump, Putin, Wankers, and .
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