At the top of the Cartoon Style image, "Merry Christmas Hubby"

At the bottom of the image, "Saylor of my sats, Bourne to love—watch the greyhound, he's on a roll!"

Center a cozy, cute Christmas living room in playful cartoon style: thick black outlines, bright saturated reds, greens, and golds, with sparkly snow outside the window. The focal figure is his wife with a light blonde bob, wearing black trousers and a black great white shark hoodie (hood up with a big, toothy shark mouth design), standing barefoot on a fluffy rug. She holds a giant steaming coffee mug shaped like a golden Bitcoin, beaming in an energetic, whimsical pose. A Christmas tree glows beside her, decorated with glittering BTC coins and garlands made of shiny coffee beans; the tree topper is a chibi Michael Saylor-as-Santa-angel holding a glowing BTC star.

On the mantel, a tiny stage hosts three cheeky cartoon crows as a rock band in scarves and beanies; their bass drum reads “Counting Crows.” A couple of adorable Komodo dragons in little Santa hats tug a ribbon around a HODL-labeled gift. A playful Jason Bourne cameo sneaks through the scene: a cute spy silhouette in a turtleneck tiptoeing with a candy-cane grappling hook, leaving footprints in spilled coffee beans.

Foreground: a black greyhound with a white chin, white chest, white feet, and a white tip on the tail gleefully chomps a toilet roll holder; the unraveled paper curls across the floor like snowy streamers. Add warm fairy lights, candy canes, presents with BTC tags, and coffee beans drifting like snowflakes. Keep the headline large, chunky, and high-contrast at the top; place the punchline in a bold, gold ribbon banner at the bottom. Overall vibe: cute, festive, and exuberantly cartoonish with exaggerated proportions and lively, joyful poses.

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