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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Mar 20, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Mar 20, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Porn Christmas Card
Description
The scene is set in a cozy, whimsical Christmas living room that has a distinct mix of classic and eccentric styles, inspired by the likes of Norman Rockwell and Quentin Blake. The room is adorned with a massive Christmas tree, the branches heavy with multicolored baubles, twinkling lights, and little toy trains running on tiny tracks around the tree. In front of the fireplace, a group of animals are gathered, dressed in quirky winter attire reminiscent of Beatrix Potter's characters. A dapper fox in a checkered waistcoat and spectacles is reading a Christmas tale to the other animals—an owl with a monocle perched on the armrest of a Victorian chair, a rabbit in a festive sweater eagerly nibbling on a candy cane, and a hedgehog tucked under a patchwork quilt.
Beside the fireplace, a classic rocking chair, similar to something from a Gustave Doré illustration, holds a sleeping cat wearing a tiny Santa hat. Above the fireplace, stockings hang—each one with an embroidered animal face matching the creatures in the room. The wallpaper is reminiscent of Aubrey Beardsley's intricate designs, with holly and ivy patterns winding across the walls.
In the corner, a small table holds a whimsical gingerbread house village, with tiny gumdrop pathways and icing-coated roofs, a nod to Maurice Sendak's fantastical worlds. The room is lit with the warm glow of a chandelier, with mismatched baubles hanging from its arms like something out of an Edward Gorey scene. Scattered on the floor are gifts wrapped in bright, eclectic paper, topped with ribbons and bows in an explosion of color that would make Maxfield Parrish proud. A snowman-shaped clock ticks quietly on the mantel, its carrot nose pointing to the time, adding a touch of N.C. Wyeth's sense of adventure to this charming holiday gathering.
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