Te lo voglio mettere in culo, and Coglione Christmas Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/24/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/24/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Te lo voglio mettere in culo, and Coglione Christmas Card
Description
In a whimsical and snowy Christmas village, a lively scene unfolds at the center of a bustling town square. The cobblestone paths are dusted with fresh snow, twinkling under the golden glow of vintage street lamps adorned with holly and red ribbons. In the foreground, a pair of mischievous elves with exaggeratedly large pointy ears and rosy cheeks are engaged in a comical chase. One elf, with a cheeky grin and a pom-pom-topped red hat, is holding a sign with "Te lo voglio mettere in culo" inscribed in bold, festive lettering. This sign is clearly intended to tease the other elf, who is frantically running away while wearing a Santa hat that’s too big for his head, causing him to frequently trip.
Behind them, nestled among candy-cane fences, a trio of reindeer are giggling, yes giggling, at the antics. Their antlers are playfully wrapped in Christmas lights. Meanwhile, a snowman, not your average kind, but one with a monocle and a striped scarf, watches the scene, holding a placard that humorously reads "Coglione!" aimed at the clumsy elf.
To incorporate Simone's name into this festive chaos, the words "Merry Christmas, Simone!" are elegantly written in the sky, with clouds artistically shaped to form each letter, twinkling with stars. Above, a crescent moon winks down on the merriment, adding a touch of whimsy inspired by Maxfield Parrish's enchanted nightscapes.
In the background, charming Tudor-style houses line the square, their roofs heavy with snow, windows warmly aglow with the flickering of hearth fires inside. A large Christmas tree stands proudly in the center, adorned with oversized baubles and a star that sparkles like a beacon of joy. This scene, with its blend of classic elegance and cheeky humor, captures the playful spirit of Christmas with an unmistakable nod to quirky creativity.
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