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Materials & Packing

  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

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Description

At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, Tow the damn boat santa

Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD, photorealistic, real-camera look. Blue-hour night over calm water with a huge moon and twinkling stars, warm holiday lights reflecting on gentle ripples. Foreground: a sturdy wooden motorboat gliding across the water. At the bow stands Santa Claus in full classic red suit and boots, slightly wind-tousled beard, one boot braced on the gunwale, holding a thick towrope that arcs up into the sky. Around him on the boat are several African men (adults) in bright Santa hats, laughing and pointing upward, some giving thumbs-up, others playfully egging Santa on; festive string lights drape the boat’s rails. Up in the sky: a powerful team of reindeer mid-flight, breath puffing in the cold, harness bells glinting, towing a glittering red sleigh. The sleigh is packed with more African people (adults) in Santa hats, grinning, waving, taking selfies, tossing a bit of tinsel—pure holiday joy. The towrope from Santa’s hands is securely attached to the sleigh, making it look like the reindeer and sleigh are heroically towing the boat. Tiny magical snow flurries sparkle in the air despite the warm night, with reflections of the reindeer, sleigh, and lights shimmering on the water. Humor-forward composition with a clear, cheeky vibe.

Camera and lighting: full-frame DSLR aesthetic, 35mm lens, f/5.6 for crisp faces and sky detail, ISO 200, 1/250s. Natural moonlight and cool ambient blue tones balanced by warm practicals from boat string-lights and sleigh lanterns; soft fill on faces; high dynamic range; lifelike skin textures and fabric grains. Deep depth-of-field, rich contrast, tactile details on wood, water droplets, fur, and velvet. Subtle bokeh from distant lights, gentle lens flare, clean, true-to-life color grading. Set the top caption in bold white brush-script with a soft drop shadow for readability against the night sky.

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