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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Feb 6, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Feb 6, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Dogs, Managerial jargon, and Christmas Card
Description
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Clean flat-vector art with crisp lines, solid color blocks, minimal gradients, and modern graphic design precision. A festive corporate boardroom scene decked for Christmas: glass walls draped with string lights and wreaths, snowfall visible outside. Center stage, a golden retriever “manager” in a navy suit and Santa hat points a candy-cane laser at a flip chart showing a bone-shaped upward trend line and simple pie/line icons (no labels). Around the table, a mix of dogs in ugly Christmas sweaters and ties—corgi rolling its eyes, bulldog slouched with tie askew, dalmatian pawing a laptop, terrier stealth-chewing a pointer—radiate cheeky, sassy, slightly fed-up energy for a rude vibe. The conference table is subtly bone-shaped; candy canes, coffee mugs, and neatly stacked papers sit atop it. Ornaments, tinsel, and a small tree add sparkle. Bold outlines, minimal shadows, punchy palette of holly reds, pine greens, golds, and cool winter blues. Generous negative space; no extra text in the scene beyond the specified lines.
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Generated with these themes: Dogs, Managerial jargon, and .
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