MERRY CHRISTMAS HALF ASS MAYTAG MAN Christmas Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/19/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/19/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
MERRY CHRISTMAS HALF ASS MAYTAG MAN Christmas Card
Description
In a bustling Christmas kitchen straight out of a delightful comic strip, the scene captures the chaotic charm of holiday preparation with a whimsical twist. In the foreground, a plump, jolly Santa Claus is frantically balancing on one leg while attempting to fix a broken dishwasher, humorously labeled "Half Ass Maytag Man" on his tool belt, with his other hand desperately holding a bright red adjustable wrench. His trademark red suit is comically hiked up, revealing candy cane-striped boxers, as he strains to reach the unreachable. Surrounding Santa is an army of industrious elves, each carrying baking trays of freshly iced Christmas cookies, their green pointy hats almost falling over their eyes in concentration. In the background, a frosty window shows a wintry wonderland, with snow gently falling and a snowman with a lopsided carrot nose peering inside. The word "MERRY" is spelled out in big, bold, colorful letters strung across the kitchen like a banner, with "CHRISTMAS" artistically scrawled across the top of the dishwasher with a bar of soap. Above all this delightful pandemonium, in the steam cloud billowing out from a tea kettle boiling on the stove, the name "CARLOS" emerges, carefully crafted from the swirling vapor, like a magical message written in the sky, perfectly encapsulating the festive yet frenetic atmosphere of the holiday season.
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