On the front cover of this whimsical and abstract Christmas card, the scene is a delightful and humorous mashup of festive chaos inspired by the geometric playfulness of Mondrian and the expressive boldness of de Kooning. The background is a cacophony of vibrant, swirling colors reminiscent of a Pollock painting, with reds and greens dominating the canvas in joyous splatters and drips. At the center, a surreal Christmas tree stands tall, but instead of ornaments, it's adorned with miniature candy cane whips and fuzzy handcuffs made from shimmering tinsel, evoking a cheeky nod to the S+M theme. The branches of the tree twist and spiral into geometric shapes reminiscent of Kandinsky’s abstract forms, while a series of Rothko-esque blocks in shades of deep blue and burgundy form a makeshift fireplace on the left, with stockings hanging cheekily labeled “Naughty” and “Nice”.

Beneath the tree, scattered abstract gift boxes are painted in flat, vivid colors, their surfaces patterned with zigzags and polka dots, much like a Miró dreamscape. They bear intriguing tags like “Open with Caution” and “Surprise Inside”, their ribbons curling upwards as if attempting to escape. Above, in the sky, fluffy, cartoon-like clouds are interspersed with twinkling stars, among which the word "Simon" is spelled out in twinkling Christmas lights, each letter looped playfully as if animated by the spirit of Twombly. An oversized Santa hat hangs from the top of the “S,” casting a mischievous shadow below.

On the right, a fantastical, blocky elf figure inspired by Malevich stands with exaggerated limbs, one hand extending a gift wrapped in Rothko’s signature warm, rich hues, while the other points upwards to the twinkling name in the sky. The elf’s elongated grin and wide eyes add a humorous, slightly bewildered expression to the scene, as if even he’s surprised by the festive spectacle around him. The whole composition is set on a snowy landscape created from swirling strokes of white and silver, bringing the scene to life with a shimmering, magical quality.

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