At the top of the Vector Style image, "Happy f*ckin Holidays !!!" in bold festive block lettering with candy-cane stripes, snowy caps on the letters, and a bright outline for readability.

Clean flat-vector, funny Christmas scene in portrait orientation: A male chef with short black hair wearing a crisp white double-breasted chef jacket with black piping and checkered trousers, a tilted Santa hat, and wooden prayer beads loosely wrapped around his wrist. He lounges in a classic wooden rocking chair by a cozy fireplace and twinkling Christmas tree. The tree is decorated with tiny whisks, spatulas, and candy canes; stockings hang from the mantle; snow falls outside a window. He smirks, one hand lightly ringing a small service bell, the other relaxed on the armrest; fuzzy reindeer slippers for a cheeky touch. A speech bubble near his mouth says "service please". Add subtle motion lines around the rocking chair and a few sparkles around the bell for comedic emphasis.

Art direction: Clean flat-vector illustration, crisp lines, solid color blocks, minimal gradients, simple geometric shadows, modern graphic precision. Palette of holly greens, candy reds, warm cream, charcoal, gold accents, and cool winter blues. High contrast, generous negative space, image-first composition with the chef large and central. No photorealism.

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