Funny Christmas surreal scene: A short, chubby, short silver‑haired old man in a candy‑cane striped chef’s apron and a slouchy Santa hat stands proudly beside one glossy black campervan on sleigh runners, towing a single tiny black teardrop trailer that opens like a miniature kitchen. The landscape is a dreamlike snowy salt‑flat where peppermint dunes slowly melt, with ethereal twilight and long, elastic shadows. Cooking gadgets float and gently ooze: whisks draped like melting clocks over candy‑cane branches, a ladle bending into a crescent moon, a toaster with reindeer antlers, spatulas orbiting like planets; star‑anise constellations sparkle above. From the trailer’s little chimney, cinnamon‑steam curls into reindeer silhouettes. The old man flips a sizzling bauble‑yolk in a frying pan that glows golden, lighting his rosy grin. Fairy lights snake playfully across the campervan’s black paint, reflecting the pastel sky.

Composition: low, slightly wide angle; the man, one black campervan, and its single tiny black trailer dominate the foreground; vast dreamy background; crisp foreground details, soft atmospheric distance.

Lighting and palette: teal‑magenta twilight, warm gold rim light, pearly snow, glittering frost; glossy reflections; painterly yet high‑detail, Dali‑inspired melting forms; whimsical and funny.

Include small in‑image text (one line): “Sleigh what you sauté!” in whimsical candy‑cane lettering, softly glowing, subtle in the top‑right. No other text.

Generated with these themes: Short chubby Short silver haired old man, 1 black campervan towing a tiny black trailer, cooking gadgets, and .

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