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80’s, 90’s, traditional Christmas cards, retro, and Christmas Card

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12/17/2025

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80’s, 90’s, traditional Christmas cards, retro, and Christmas Card

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Estimated Delivery:

12/17/2025

Materials & Packing

  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

80’s, 90’s, traditional Christmas cards, retro, and Christmas Card

Description

At the top of the Surreal Style image, Happy Christmas

Portrait, full-bleed, funny dreamlike surreal winter scene blending 80s/90s retro with traditional Christmas postcard charm. Center stage: a giant VHS cassette morphed into Santa’s sleigh, its unraveled tape flowing like a silky beard in impossible spirals. It’s being “pulled” by chrome reindeer on rainbow rollerblades, leaving neon trails across a melting snowfield that warps into an 80s laser grid. A disco-ball snowman with shutter shades and a joystick carrot nose waves a candy-cane umbrella that melts like wax. To the left, a warm-glowing Victorian cottage (holly wreath on the door, candlelit windows) floats atop a drift of powdered-sugar snow, its chimney smoke curling into 90s Memphis squiggles. To the right, a Christmas tree built from glossy 3x3 color puzzle-cubes slowly droops and drips; ornaments are floppy disks and cassettes; the topper is a pixelated 8-bit star. A robin perches on a vintage CRT television displaying a crackling fireplace that acts as a portal, casting golden light onto the icy ground.

Background sky: vaporwave gradient aurora (teal, magenta, electric purple) with ethereal volumetric light, distant snow-capped hills patterned like a retro sweater. Candy-cane clocks with melting faces and peppermint hands float lazily overhead. Snowflakes fall as neon confetti shapes, some stretching into soft trails. A massive, translucent snow globe hovers, half-melting, revealing a tiny nostalgic village within. Scattered reflections shimmer on glossy ice; soft fog pools around ankles; elongated, playful shadows bend in impossible directions.

Palette: icy cyan, electric teal, neon magenta, chrome highlights, and warm candle-gold accents. Style: painterly airbrush meets high-detail illustration, dreamlike surrealism with melting forms and otherworldly glow; subtle CRT scanlines and VHS texture overlay for retro vibe. Humor-forward, whimsical, and charming.

Typography: “Happy Christmas” at the top in shiny 80s chrome-style lettering with a soft neon halo. Add a tiny caption at the bottom in pixel/arcade lettering: “Sleigh all day, rewind all night.” No other text or logos.

Generated with these themes: 80’s, 90’s, traditional Christmas cards, retro, and .

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