Foot with gout, Mince pies, Steak, Wine, and Christmas Card

Ultra‑high‑definition 4K photorealistic real‑camera shot, full‑frame DSLR, 50mm prime lens, f/1.8, 1/125s, ISO 200. Cozy Christmas living room at dusk with warm fairy‑light bokeh and soft fireplace glow. Table‑height, three‑quarter angle. Foreground on a rustic wooden coffee table: a cast‑iron skillet with a sizzling medium‑rare steak, glossy butter baste and rosemary sprig; a plate stacked with sugar‑dusted mince pies, one half‑bitten with rich spiced filling oozing; a tall crystal glass of deep red wine showing elegant legs, open bottle nearby. Right of frame: a swollen, reddened bare foot resting on a tartan ottoman, big toe lightly bandaged with gauze and a gel ice pack beside it—clear, tasteful signs of gout (mild erythema and puffiness only, no gore). A few pastry crumbs on the toe for cheeky humor. Background: soft‑focus Christmas tree with twinkling lights, stockings on the mantle, evergreen garland. Lifelike textures: flaky pastry crumbs, steak char and juices, wine reflections, skin pores and fine hairs, accurate shadowing and color.

Mood: rude, cheeky, irreverent holiday indulgence. Composition: triangular flow between steak, mince pies, wine, and gouty toe; shallow depth of field with pin‑sharp focus on the food and toe; warm cinematic color grade, rich contrast, natural mixed lighting.

Include small text as a physical element: a kraft paper gift tag tied loosely around the big toe with red‑and‑white baker’s twine; bold condensed white lettering with a thin red outline, legible but unobtrusive. Single short line of text on the tag: “Merry GOUTmas—eat, drink, and limp, ya greedy sod.”

Exclude: blood, open wounds, fungus, extra toes, distorted anatomy, cartoon/CGI look, watermarks/logos, text anywhere except on the gift tag, cluttered background.

Generated with these themes: Foot with gout, Mince pies, Steak, Wine, and .

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