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War, sun, surfing, and Christmas Card

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  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

War, sun, surfing, and Christmas Card

Description

At the top of the Surreal Style image, Happy Christmas Matt

Dreamlike, funny, and gloriously surreal: a vast beach morphs into a playful battlefield at sunrise, under a colossal melting sun shaped like a shiny gold Christmas bauble wearing a tiny Santa hat, dripping honeyed light onto a peppermint-striped ocean. On a curling candy-cane wave, a grinning toy soldier in an ugly festive sweater surfs a polished shield, holding a candy-cane mast with a sparkling tinsel truce flag; string lights trail behind like contrails. Gingerbread tanks with icing wheels lounge on the sand, their snowball cannons puffing powder that transforms into doves carrying tinsel. Parachuting ornaments descend on ribbon chutes, while melting snowflake-clocks drape over surfboards and driftwood. Palm trees elongate into candy-canes; barbed wire turns to looping tinsel; footprints arrange into musical notes of carols. Rubber-duck torpedoes in Santa hats bob in the shallows; a crab drummer taps a cookie-tin snare. Pastel teal-to-peach sky with ethereal rays, glossy textures, long elastic shadows, shimmering foam, and weightless, dreamlike depth. Render the top text “Happy Christmas Matt” in melting peppermint-candy letters with a soft gold halo and tiny twinkling fairy lights. Add one small cheeky caption near the bottom in playful hand-lettering: “Make surf, not war.”

Generated with these themes: War, sun, surfing, and .

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