At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, "Merry Kickmas, Benny!"

At the bottom of the image, "All goals, no coal."

Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD, photorealistic, funny Christmas scene: a low-angle, pitch-level shot at dusk on a snowy football field. Foreground: a classic stitched leather football dusted with fresh snow, wearing oversized mirrored aviator sunglasses and a tiny tilted Santa hat. The sunglasses reflect warm stadium fairy lights and a blurred Christmas tree beyond the goal. The goalpost is wrapped in silver tinsel and warm-white fairy lights; a candy-cane striped corner flag glows in soft bokeh. Red-and-green scarf draped over the crossbar, faint player bootprints leading away. Light flurries falling, crisp frost crystals on grass blades, visible breath mist in the cold air. Accurate lighting with golden rim light from stadium lamps, soft shadows, lifelike textures and reflections. Shallow depth of field for rich bokeh and depth, 85mm lens, f/1.8, ISO 200. Bold headline and punchline in frosted white with a subtle red outline, clean sans-serif, slight drop shadow for readability, positioned in the negative space top and bottom. No brands or logos.

Generated with these themes: Football, Sunglasses, , and .

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