Mgb, and Christmas Card

Funny surreal Christmas scene: A vintage MGB roadster in candy-apple red with peppermint stripes glides across a mirror-smooth snowy salt flat that undulates like melted icing. The chrome bumpers droop into candy-cane sleigh runners, the windshield sprouts glassy reindeer antlers, and the glowing headlights become warm ornament-baubles casting buttery, elongated shadows. Santa (aviator goggles, scarf streaming) lounges at the wheel; his exhaust curls into silver tinsel that spirals up into the sky, morphing into a constellation of floating ornaments and jellyfish-like snowflakes. Pine trees bend like soft rubber, topped with clock faces that dribble time like syrup; a crescent ornament-moon hangs low with an ethereal halo. The tire tracks unspool into ribbon roads that climb into the heavens and loop back as red-and-white licorice rails. Dreamlike, Dali-inspired surrealism, melting forms, whimsical and funny mood, icy pastels with pops of candy red and gold, ethereal volumetric moonlight, crisp frosty detail, ultra-detailed textures, soft depth of field, slight wide-angle perspective. No visible logos.

Add small text on image (bottom-right, subtle, playful candy-cane lettering): “Sleigh? Nah—MGBRRR.”

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