At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, “Happy Christmas, Alex” in frosted white hand-lettering with a subtle ice-blue glow and a soft drop shadow

Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD photograph, realistic winter dusk lighting, lifelike textures, rich depth of field. Foreground: a rugged, middle‑aged man with stubble in a Santa hat and heavy winter coat sits tall on a mud‑splattered blue tractor. The tractor is decorated with a scruffy wreath on the grille and a string of mismatched, glowing multicolor fairy lights; cold breath vapor and a faint plume from the exhaust drift in the frosty air. He holds an over‑under hunting shotgun, confidently aiming it toward the mid‑distance to the right. No muzzle flash; no discharge.

Background: a generic UK civic/government‑style stone building across a snowy field, windows glowing warm. A large red banner on its façade clearly reads LABOUR GOVERNMENT in bold white block letters (no logos), fluttering in the wind. No people present near the building. Snow‑dusted hedgerows and slushy tire tracks lead the eye from the tractor toward the banner.

Camera and composition: low, slightly off‑center angle for a dominating tractor perspective; 50mm full‑frame prime at f/2.8 for shallow depth‑of‑field that keeps the man and tractor razor‑sharp while the building and banner remain legible but softened. Natural dynamic range, crisp micro‑contrast, subtle cinematic cool‑blue color grade with warm highlights from the fairy lights. Snowflakes captured mid‑fall with gentle bokeh; realistic film‑grain finish.

Mood: cheeky, defiant, and rude; festive details clash humorously with the hard rural grit. Add a single small cheeky caption, bottom right, stenciled into the snow: “Season’s Beatings.”

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