Jimmy saville , Gary glitter and raulph Harris at a dinner table eating Christmas dinner , and Christmas Card

At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, Merry Christmas to the WiFi man

Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD, lifelike textures, accurate lighting, rich depth of field; a candid, humorous Christmas dinner scene in a cozy British home. A rustic wooden table piled with roast turkey, pigs in blankets, Brussels sprouts, steaming gravy, cranberry sauce, and popped Christmas crackers. Jimmy Savile, Gary Glitter, and Rolf Harris are seated at the table, photorealistic and age-appropriate, in gaudy festive sweaters and colorful paper crowns, captured mid-action for comedy: one carving the turkey a bit too enthusiastically, one wrestling a tangle of fairy lights like network cables, one raising a glass with an awkward grin; no sexual or violent content. A WiFi router decorated with tinsel and a tiny star serves as a cheeky centerpiece; WiFi-bar–shaped biscuits on a side plate. Warm golden fairy lights and a glowing tree create soft bokeh; gentle snow visible through a window. Shot like a real DSLR photo with a 35mm lens at f/2.2, ISO 400, 1/125s; cinematic contrast, realistic skin texture, subtle lens flare, shallow focus on the center of the table. The top text is in a festive bold white script with a soft drop shadow for legibility over the glowing bokeh.

Small cheeky caption near the bottom: Buffering the gravy...

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