Dreamlike surrealism, Dali-inspired rude Christmas. A moonlit, snowy desert of melting candy-cane dunes and clock-face snowflakes. Centerpiece: a gleaming 1950s chrome coupe morphing into a sleigh, its hood stretching like taffy, headlights glowing like warm glass baubles, reflections warping into starry skyscapes. A cheeky flock of blue tits (the small songbirds) in tiny Santa hats swirls around the bonnet and hood ornament, tugging tinsel strands that drip like liquid silver, pecking at dangling ornaments, leaving tiny prints in the frost. Bumper sticker reads “Naughty List Driver,” license plate “VROOM HO HO.” Floating winged gift boxes and lollipop road signs sag like soft clocks; aurora veils shimmer in peppermint reds, icy teals, and chrome. Low angle, wide lens, shallow depth of field; ethereal rim light, bokeh fairy lights, volumetric snow, glossy reflections, painterly texture. Small hand-lettered caption at the bottom: “Season’s Tweetings—mind the headlights.”

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