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Snowflakes and candles and the words “Merry Pissmas!” Across the centre in large, cursive font, and Christmas Card

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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10

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Earliest delivery (ordering now):

Mon, May 18, 2026

Materials & Packing

  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Snowflakes and candles and the words “Merry Pissmas!” Across the centre in large, cursive font, and Christmas Card

Description

In the foreground of this Christmas greeting card, an expansive table set for a wintery celebration stretches across the bottom half of the illustration. Atop the table, a collection of intricately carved candles, resembling miniature ice sculptures, burn steadily, their wax forming delicate spirals that mimic the intricate patterns of snowflakes. The tablecloth, a deep midnight blue, is embroidered with silver thread depicting swirling snowflakes, seamlessly integrating the theme. Centered above the table, in a bold, sweeping cursive font that glitters like freshly fallen snow under moonlight, the words “Merry Pissmas!” arc gracefully across the scene.

Behind this festive setting, a window reveals a snow-laden world outside. Snowflakes, large and small, drift lazily past the pane, each one uniquely capturing the fleeting beauty of winter. The gentle glow of candlelight dances across the glass, casting a warm, welcoming glow that contrasts with the chilly scene outside. In the background, the sky is a tapestry of dark blue velvet scattered with twinkling stars, and subtly woven into the cloud formations is the name "Mark," spelled out in an elegant, airy script that seems almost a part of the natural skyscape.

Taking inspiration from Maurice Sendak and Beatrix Potter, the scene is populated with whimsical woodland creatures: a mouse in a tiny Christmas sweater inspecting a candle, a rabbit peeking through the window, and a hedgehog delicately carrying a snowflake on its spiky back, adding a touch of humor and charm. This illustration offers a blend of solemn beauty and quirky narrative, inviting the viewer into a world where the simplicity of winter is celebrated with whimsical elegance.

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