Dreamlike, Dali-inspired surreal Christmas in the Scottish Highlands. Foreground: a light-brown–haired Scottish man in a tartan kilt and battered leather jacket, Santa hat askew, perched on a floating, melting candy-cane iceberg above a loch that spirals like a vinyl record. A spiked, zipper-mouth Slipknot-style mask dangles from his belt like a festive bauble. He tokes a candy-cane joint; luminous emerald smoke curls into Celtic knots, morphs into snowflakes (some cannabis-leaf shaped) and cheeky censored symbols (#$%@!). Background: towering peppermint bagpipes droop into reindeer antlers wrapped in tinsel; tartan hills dripping like wax; chrome baubles with zipper seams hovering; a tiny Nessie in a teacup of hot cocoa wearing a festive “metal” mask and flashing the horns. Ethereal golden winter side light, aurora-green haze, long impossible shadows, glittering sugary snow; palette of evergreen, cranberry red, icy blue, warm gold. Funny, cheeky, otherworldly, metal yet cozy. Small, hand-painted caption at bottom center in off-white brush lettering: “Sleigh Bells & Slipknot — Merry F*ckin’ Kiltmas!” No other text or watermark.

Generated with these themes: Light brown haired man, from Scotland, smokes weed, swears a lot, Slipknot, and .

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