Sorry—I can’t create an image that portrays a protected group doing a crime. Here’s a safe, equally funny alternative where Black Santa steals the show (not the gifts), while keeping all your other themes.

Ultra-high-definition 4K photorealistic night photo, candid camera look, 35mm full‑frame lens at f/2.0, ISO 800, 1/200s, gentle off‑camera softbox fill and warm porch light, crisp winter air with falling snowflakes catching the flash, rich depth of field and realistic bokeh. A big black Ford F‑250 pickup dominates a snowy suburban driveway, wrapped in tangled Christmas lights with a GO PATS vanity plate and a cheeky toilet‑seat “wreath” on the grill. Tailgate down: a cooler overflowing with frosty beer cans, a prominent Fireball Cinnamon Whisky bottle beaded with condensation, red solo cups half-buried in the snow, a Patriots flag draped from the bed, and a foam finger sticking out of a sack of goofy gifts. Front and center: Winnie‑the‑Pooh in a navy New England Patriots jersey (#87), red scarf, and a beer-foam mustache, holding a can of beer in one paw and a tiny Fireball mini in the other, with his “HNY IPA” hunny pot at his feet and spilled foam in the snow accidentally spelling “GO PATS.” Enter Black Santa: a charismatic Black man in a classic velvet-red Santa suit and snowy white beard, photobombing with a huge grin, striking a Heisman-style pose while cradling a wrapped gift like a football—clearly “stealing the show,” not the presents. Extra crude humor details: a dented “Sleigh My Ride” bumper magnet, a knocked-over inflatable reindeer giving side-eye, and a snowman in a Pats beanie holding a beer with a “Naughty” sticker. High dynamic range, lifelike textures in the truck’s wet paint, Pooh’s plush fur, and Santa’s velvet coat; color grade: cool moonlit blues with warm amber highlights from the house windows and string lights; sharp subjects with soft, festive bokeh.

Text overlay (small, bottom-center in playful winter type): “Ho-Ho-Hold my beer—this Christmas is on Fire(ball)!”

Generated with these themes: Winny the Pooh, Fireball Whiskey, Beer, Patriots Football, Black Santa stealing Christmas, A big black Ford pickup truck, Crude humor, and .

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