At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, Happy Holidays

At the bottom-right in small cheeky caption text: “Sleigh it, you filthy animals.”

Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD, photorealistic, accurate winter lighting with golden-hour glow, lifelike textures, rich depth of field. Vertical portrait composition, full-frame DSLR look, 35mm lens at f/2.8, shallow DOF with crisp bokeh from warm string lights.

Scene: A snow-dusted urban backyard half-court that blends into a frozen patio with a smoking barbecue. Three different Santas, all in one frame, brimming with rude, irreverent holiday chaos:

- Santa 1: mid-crossover, playing basketball in an Orlando Magic royal-blue jersey over his red thermal base layer and Santa hat, snow kicking up under his sneakers, ball slightly motion-blurred; frosted rim and backboard, pigeons perched on the hoop.

- Santa 2: swaggering in a New Orleans Saints black-and-gold football jersey, gripping an American football and throwing playful trash-talk with a smirk, breath steaming in the cold, black cleats biting into the snowy ground.

- Santa 3: in a NY Rangers blue hockey jersey and skates, playing hockey while barbecuing—one hand guiding a puck on a slick frozen patch, the other using a hockey stick like a spatula to flip sizzling burgers on a charcoal grill; dramatic orange flare from the grill, thick smoke curling into the icy air.

Add birds for cheeky, chaotic humor: bright red cardinals perched on snowy string lights, a bold seagull swooping to steal a bun from the grill shelf, a crow eyeing the puck near Santa’s skate. Extra details: scattered sports gear half-buried in snow (basketball, spare pucks, a football tee), frosted white beards and rosy cheeks, confident scowls and mischievous grins to sell the rude mood.

Color and texture: vivid team colors (Orlando Magic blue, New Orleans Saints black/gold, NY Rangers blue) popping against clean white snow; realistic jersey fabric weave, knit texture on Santa hats, greasy grill sheen, sparkling snow crystals. Subtle lens flare, visible breath, drifting snowflakes, and gentle shadow falloff for a true-to-life scene.

No additional on-image text besides the specified lines.

Generated with these themes: One Santa playing basketball wearing an Orlando Magic Jersey, another santa holding a football Football wearing a New Orleans Saints Jersey, another Santa playing hockey wearing a NY Rangers Jersey while barbecuing, and birds, hockey, Ny Rangers , and .

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