Playful, darkly humorous cartoon scene in bright, saturated colors and thick black outlines. Portrait orientation, large full-bleed image. In a cozy North Pole workshop-turned-conference room, Santa stands beside a giant flip chart, businesslike and serious in his classic red suit. He points with a candy-cane laser pointer at the chart, which shows a cheerful, cartoony butcher-style side-profile diagram of a reindeer divided with dashed lines and clearly labeled cuts: Rump, Round, Sirloin, Short Loin, Rib, Flank, Plate, Chuck, Brisket, Shank. No blood or gore—make it a clean, infographic vibe.

Audience: a group of 6–8 elves in festive red/green outfits with exaggerated proportions and expressive faces. Reactions vary: one shocked with hands on cheeks, one taking intense notes on a clipboard, one peeking over a mug of cocoa, one confused, one fainting off a tiny stool. Energetic poses, whimsical motion lines.

Setting details: wooden beams, toy parts and blueprints on work tables, string lights and snow through a frosty window. Above the scene, a big festive banner reads “December 26”. Nearby, a whiteboard or projector cart adds office vibes. Warm, cozy lighting with a golden holiday glow.

Small, witty caption (one line), placed subtly at the bottom in a playful hand-lettered style:

“Boxing Day Briefing: Meat the Metrics.”

Style: playful cartoon, exaggerated proportions, thick outlines, high-contrast cel shading, saturated reds/greens/golds, crisp, clean labeling on the chart. No knives or gore; keep the humor ironic and light.

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