Short chubby silver haired old man, black camper vans towing a very small black caravan, Clutter, and Christmas Card

Surreal, Dali‑inspired, funny Christmas scene in an otherworldly snow desert where the road curls up into the sky like a melting ribbon. In the foreground, a short, chubby, silver‑haired old man with twinkling eyes and a chunky knitted jumper stands knee‑deep in whipped‑cream snow, directing traffic with a candy‑cane baton. Behind him, a glossy procession of black camper vans—bodies subtly melting, elongated shadows—are all absurdly tethered by glowing, tangled fairy‑light tow ropes to one very small jet‑black caravan wobbling at the end like a punctuation mark. The tiny caravan is stacked with surreal clutter: a bonsai Christmas tree sprouting ornament fruit, a clock drooping over the edge, wrapped gifts sliding like butter, mugs, socks, and baubles spilling into the snow. More clutter everywhere: boxes labeled XMAS, tinsel nests, floating ornaments, dangling tape, a stray wheel rolling uphill, gift bows drifting like jellyfish. Candy canes sag like soft wax, the moon is a silver bauble, and distant hills are crumpled wrapping paper. Ethereal twilight lighting in icy blues and mint teals with warm golden glow, sparkly snow, soft lens bloom, painterly textures, wide‑angle low viewpoint, high detail, dreamlike depth.

Small in‑scene text, one line, cheeky: “Hitch Navidad.” (hand‑lettered neon on the tiny black caravan’s side, subtle but legible)

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