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Dennis nedry, jurassic park , Sharks, serial killers, , Weed, and Christmas Card

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12/18/2025

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Dennis nedry, jurassic park , Sharks, serial killers, , Weed, and Christmas Card

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Estimated Delivery:

12/18/2025

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  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Dennis nedry, jurassic park , Sharks, serial killers, , Weed, and Christmas Card

Description

At the top of the Cartoon Style image, “Merry Christmas Wife” in big candy‑cane striped bubble letters with snowy frosting and twinkling stars

Playful, funny Christmas cartoon scene with exaggerated proportions, thick black outlines, and bright saturated colors. A snowy dinosaur theme park turned winter wonderland: giant gingerbread-style park gates wrapped in fairy lights, candy-cane striped electric fences, and palm trees swapped for peppermint sticks dusted with snow. Center foreground: a chubby, curly‑haired, bespectacled tech guy in an oversized yellow raincoat and Santa hat (a nod to Dennis Nedry) doing a slapstick skid on a peppermint puddle, clutching a red‑and‑white striped shaving‑cream can that’s secretly stuffed with festive cannabis leaves peeking out like holly. Beside him, a cheerful Dilophosaurus in reindeer antlers sprays rainbow confetti (not venom), while a goofy T‑rex wrapped in Christmas lights proudly holds a tree topper star. From a snowy wave behind them, a big friendly cartoon great white shark pops up wearing a Santa hat and scarf, grinning with a gift box balanced on its nose. To one side, a whimsical breakfast stand: three mischievous anthropomorphic cereal bowls in tiny holiday scarves, brandishing spoons like guitars and striking rock‑band poses—clever visual pun on “serial killers” as “cereal killers,” no gore, just cheeky grins. Holiday décor includes a wreath made of stylized cannabis leaves with ornaments, tiny “herb” baubles on a mini tree, candy canes, sparkles, and soft snowfall. Vibrant palette of cherry reds, lime greens, icy blues, sunny yellows, and crisp white snow, glossy highlights, energetic poses, and a joyful, slapstick vibe.

At the bottom in a small playful caption: “Hold onto your sleigh—life finds a sleigh!”

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