In a bustling, whimsical winter wonderland, the scene is set with a central comical twist: an oversized, comically fake FBI badge prominently displayed in the middle of the card, styled with festive cheer, incorporating red and green colors and glinting with golden highlights. Around it, the background is a lively tapestry of snowflakes, each one meticulously crafted into cheeky shapes resembling penises and boobs, adding a playful, irreverent touch that echoes the humor of Gary Larson's "The Far Side." In the spirit of Schulz's "Peanuts," the snowflakes gently cascade from the sky in a comic strip fashion, creating a backdrop of whimsical absurdity.

Beneath the emblem, in bold, merry lettering reminiscent of Disney's classic, magical font, the words "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Bitches!" arch across the bottom of the card, accompanied by small illustrations of Santa hats and reindeer antlers whimsically perched on each letter.

Floating above this scene, the sky is a vibrant cartoon azure, dotted with clouds that have been whimsically shaped to spell out "Fuck Bois" using soft, fluffy cumulus formations. This cheeky personal touch is a nod to R. Crumb's penchant for subversive humor and Hergé’s detailed line work, inviting the viewer to chuckle at the quirky, irreverent personalization.

To complete the scene, a small group of cartoon characters inspired by the likes of Calvin and Hobbes, bundled in bright winter scarves and oversized mittens, stand at the bottom of the card. They gaze upwards, mouths agape in exaggerated, comic disbelief at the snowflakes' saucy shapes and the surreal FBI badge, one character holding a magnifying glass in a playful nod to Will Eisner's detective themes. This lively and humorously mischievous tableau invites the recipient into a festive world where irreverence meets the joy of the holiday season.

Generated with these themes: A fake FBI logo in the middle, snowflakes in the background shaped like penises and boobs, festive text that says Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Bitches!.

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