At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, "Merry Christmas Adam!"

Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD photorealistic winter scene: a snow-dusted mini putting green outdoors at golden hour. A ginger tabby cat in a cozy knitted Christmas jumper and tiny Santa hat lines up a putt with a miniature golf club. The “golf ball” is a small traditional British pork pie perched on a wooden tee, flaky pastry crust sparkling with frost, a playful bite missing from one edge. A tuxedo cat caddy peeks from behind a candy-cane–striped golf bag, eyes wide, tail curled like a question mark. In the background, a wreath-wrapped flag marks the hole, fairy lights twinkle on a decorated spruce, soft snowflakes fall through warm backlight. Paw prints trail across the green; you can see the cats’ breath in the chilly air.

Camera and lighting: full-frame look, 35mm lens, f/2.8, 1/500s, ISO 400. Low, eye-level angle for comedy, crisp focus on the cat’s face and the pork pie, creamy background bokeh. Realistic textures: individual fur strands and whiskers, knitted wool weave, flaky crust with glossy jelly, crystalline snow, true-to-life color and accurate shadows, rich depth of field.

Humor-forward composition: rule-of-thirds framing with the tabby and pie in the foreground left, the festive hole in the distance right; the cat’s intense concentration makes the absurdity of golfing a pork pie extra funny.

Add a small cheeky caption at the bottom of the image: "Purr-fect putts and pork-pie pars." in clean, festive white lettering with a subtle drop shadow for readability.

Only include these two text elements; no other text, no logos, no borders, no watermarks.

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