At the top of the Surreal Style image, write "Happy Christmas Pete" in frosted perfume-mist calligraphy that glints like icicles.

Dali-inspired, dreamlike, funny Christmas scene: a candy-cane-striped vintage exercise bike perched on a snowy dune that melts into a reflective pool of sparkling white wine. The front wheel is a giant swirling goblet of white wine, liquid looping impossibly upward with tiny snowflake-bubbles and a miniature Santa hat bobbing inside. The rear wheel is a glowing wreath made of smiling sugar-skull baubles in tiny Santa hats and fairy lights; the chain is a garland of cranberries and little skull charms. On the handlebars, an oversized vintage Aramis EDT cologne bottle (amber glass, gold cap) slumps like a soft clock, spritzing a fine golden mist that curls into luminous antlers and drifting snowflakes above. The saddle wears a jaunty Santa hat and a sprig of mistletoe. Ribbon clouds, floating ornaments, and a lemon-slice crescent moon hover over an otherworldly midnight-blue horizon; melting shapes, elongated shadows, and ethereal volumetric light. Twinkling fairy lights, candy-cane comets, crystal sparkles; palette of icy turquoise, deep cobalt, candy red, and champagne gold. Whimsical, playful, no gore—skulls are cute and festive. Painterly, high detail, soft glow, portrait orientation with generous sky headroom.

At the bottom-right, add a small cheeky caption: "Spin, sip, and sleigh."

Generated with these themes: Exercise bike, white wine, skulls, aramis edt, and .

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