Rugby, spain, money in sterling, salads, and Christmas Card

At the top of the Surreal Style image, write "Happy Christmas Matt" in playful candy-cane letters entwined with tiny sterling £ symbols, softly glowing.

Dreamlike, Dali-inspired funny Christmas scene: a rugby pitch melts into a sunlit Spanish plaza of blue-and-white azulejo tiles, under an ethereal saffron sky. Candy-cane rugby goalposts curl like soft clocks. In the center, a whimsical scrum: players in red-and-yellow Spain kits with elongated limbs and lettuce-and-rocket heads, their shadows stretching comically long. They drive a rugby ball that’s a ripe tomato wearing a tiny Santa hat, with frosted snowflake patterns; the touchlines are streaks of melting aioli. Above, a colossal gold £ coin-sun droops and drips light; a flurry of frosted £ coins drifts down like snow, while shimmering £20 notes ripple as festive bunting. Floating salad constellations—cucumber spirals, orbiting olives, and crunchy crouton stepping stones—dance through the air like planets. A jovial referee shaped like a bottle of Spanish olive oil blows a licorice whistle. Christmas fairy lights twine the candy-cane posts; tiny rugby-ball baubles in Spanish flag colors dangle; distant hills resemble ruffled lettuce drifts; a Gaudí-esque mosaic lizard arches through the turf. Painterly, otherworldly, high detail, warm saffron and Christmas emerald palette, ethereal lighting, long Dali shadows, soft mist, whimsical and absurd, cinematic wide angle.

At the bottom of the image, add a small handwritten caption (in creamy aioli): “Lettuce scrum for a sterling Navidad!”

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