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At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, "Merry Christmas Lovely Boys"

At the bottom of the image, "Pipe down and pass the mince pies!"

Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD photorealistic portrait: Windsor Davies dressed as Santa Claus, channeling his stern-yet-twinkly Battery Sergeant Major persona. Tropical WWII concert-party camp setting for a cheeky “It Ain’t Half Hot” nod—lush palm fronds, heat haze, and a wooden stage festooned with tinsel and fairy lights. He stands centre-frame in a rich red velvet Santa suit with British sergeant-major chevrons stitched onto the sleeves, wide leather belt, rolled-up cuffs, and a jaunty Santa hat. Iconic handlebar moustache groomed to perfection, a commanding stance with hands on hips, one eyebrow cocked, a faint, knowing grin. A vintage stage microphone on a stand, army crates and a palm “Christmas tree” decorated with baubles in the softly blurred background.

Camera and lighting: 85mm portrait lens, shallow depth of field (f/2.0), creamy bokeh of warm fairy lights; golden late-afternoon sun filtering through palms for natural rim light; accurate skin tones with lifelike pores and subtle sheen from the tropical heat; tactile textures in the woolly Santa fabric, leather belt grain, and metallic gleam on any insignia.

Text styling: Top headline large and center-aligned in bold vintage cream with a subtle gold outline and soft drop shadow for legibility; bottom punchline smaller, crisp, and playful. Rich depth of field, true-to-life color, realistic shadows, and a spirited, funny mood.

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