Ultra‑high‑definition 4K photorealistic portrait, natural camera look, 85mm lens at f/1.8, soft window daylight plus warm pub fairy lights, shallow depth of field, rich dynamic range. Scene: A cozy Newcastle pub at Christmas with snow visible through the window. Alan Shearer, cheerful, wearing a black‑and‑white Newcastle United festive jumper and a Santa hat, does his classic one‑arm‑raised celebration while spritzing a luxury perfume atomizer; the floating mist glitters with tiny sparkles in the fairy‑light bokeh. His forearms show tasteful festive tattoos—magpies, roses and peonies, snowflakes, and a fine‑line St James’ Park—realistic ink detail. On the wooden table: an elegant striped perfume bottle with a little magpie ornament, surrounded by winter flowers (white roses, holly, red berries, evergreen sprigs), some petals dusted with subtle shimmer. A Newcastle United scarf drapes over a chair; a tree with black‑and‑white baubles twinkles in the background. Lifelike skin texture, knit fabric detail, crisp glass reflections, individual perfume droplets mid‑air. Composition: waist‑up, eye‑level, Alan centered, perfume mist arcing across the frame; warm, funny, celebratory mood; vertical portrait orientation with a little negative space at the bottom.

Add small on‑image caption, bottom‑center in clean white hand‑lettered script with a soft shadow (one line):

“Have a Shearer‑ly Merry Spritz‑mas!”

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