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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Apr 3, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Apr 3, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
S+M Sex dungeon, and Christmas Card
Description
Picture a festive wonderland that's gone delightfully off the rails, a quirky tribute to Simon in an abstract Christmas landscape. The canvas is filled with a chaotic, yet harmonious blend of vibrant colors reminiscent of a Pollock splatter, where streaks of crimson and emerald collide, evoking the spirit of the season. At the center, a candy cane-striped Christmas tree spirals upwards in a nod to Kandinsky’s love of geometric forms, adorned with ornaments resembling tiny, laughing Santas bound with playful ribbons, as if nodding cheekily to the theme.
Surrounding the tree, the floor is a Mondrian-inspired grid, its lines forming square ‘dungeons’—a clever play on the theme—each holding a cheeky character: a gingerbread man with a peppermint whip, a reindeer donning a Santa hat, and a bauble bouncing on a spring. Twinkling lights cascade down like a Rothko painting, their glow creating vibrant color blocks that dance across the scene.
In the sky, a playful rendition of Miró-style stars hang low, intertwined with garlands of golden bells. Amongst these celestial decorations, a cloud forms Simon's name in swirling, whimsical letters, as if written by a mischievous elf's hand, crafted from the same glittery material as the festive garlands. The backdrop is a blur of de Kooning's expressive strokes, hinting at a snowstorm caught in time, with subtle undertones of silver and blue suggesting a winter night’s embrace.
A snowman, painted in thick, gestural strokes akin to Richter’s abstract expressionism, peeks from the corner, its carrot nose curving into a knowing smile. Across the snowman's body, the final festive touch—a banner reads, "Season's Greetings, Simon!" in looping, twinkling letters. The scene is a merry dance of abstract art and playful imagination, a unique Christmas greeting like no other.
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