Santa machine guns, Mafia, and New Jersey Christmas Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/16/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/16/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Santa machine guns, Mafia, and New Jersey Christmas Card
Description
Picture a bustling 1940s-style New Jersey street, where the snow falls in big, fluffy flakes, dusting the brownstone buildings and cobblestone roads. In the foreground, an oversized, jovial Santa Claus, decked out in his traditional red suit with white fur trim, is having an unexpected moment. He's wearing aviator sunglasses and wielding an exaggeratedly comical candy-cane-striped machine gun, which sprays not bullets but a flurry of tinsel and glittering snowflakes. To Santa's right, two mobsters—dapper and impeccably dressed in pinstriped suits with fedoras cocked to the side—stare in wide-eyed disbelief. One mobster, with a pencil-thin mustache, holds a giant cigar that droops comically from his mouth, while the other, more portly, clutches his fedora as if about to flee. Behind them, the storefront windows are decorated with twinkling Christmas lights and vintage 1940s advertisements for eggnog and hot cocoa. A classic car, with white-wall tires and gleaming chrome, is parked by the curb. A streetlamp with an art deco flair glows warmly, casting elongated shadows on the snow, adding to the hustle and charm of this festive, yet bizarrely delightful, New Jersey street scene.
Generated with these themes: Santa machine guns, Mafia, and New Jersey .
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