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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Mar 13, 2026
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Mar 13, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Tiki bar Benidorm beach , Sexy santa dressed in a sleeveless santa outfit no beard , Handing out dildos to old ladies on mobility scooters from a large santa sack, Watched by a stag party dressed in elf hats drinking beer, and Sexy santa has an old lady on his knee and she has just unwrapped a large dildo from the present she has received from sexy santa Christmas Card
Description
The Benidorm beachfront is alive with a cheeky Christmas scene at a Tiki bar, where a muscular and modern Santa, lacking a beard and sporting a sleeveless suit, gifts dildos to amused elderly women driving past on scooters. Looking on, a stag party of men in elf hats enjoy their beers, captivated by the sight of an old lady unveiling a large dildo on Santa's lap. Above them, the words 'A dildo's on the horizon' adorn the scene, offering a bold and humorous statement to this edgy Yuletide gathering.
Generated with these themes: Tiki bar Benidorm beach , Sexy santa dressed in a sleeveless santa outfit no beard , Handing out dildos to old ladies on mobility scooters from a large santa sack, Watched by a stag party dressed in elf hats drinking beer, and Sexy santa has an old lady on his knee and she has just unwrapped a large dildo from the present she has received from sexy santa.
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