Vagina Christmas Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/22/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/22/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Vagina Christmas Card
Description
In a bustling North Pole workshop, a comical scene unfolds on the Christmas greetings card cover. Imagine a large, festive room brimming with color and joy. At the center, there's a whimsical Christmas tree adorned with peculiar ornaments: miniature snowmen, candy canes, and—strangely enough—tiny ice-skating carrots. The tree topper is a giant snowflake that hilariously resembles a reindeer sneezing! Santa, wearing his classic red suit, is caught mid-laugh, his belly jiggling like a bowl full of jelly, while holding a list labeled "Naughty and Nice." The twist here is that the list features amusing doodles instead of names, like a cartoon of a mischievous reindeer riding a unicycle.
To the side, we see a cheeky elf holding a shiny star ornament, while an animated gingerbread man attempts to climb the Christmas tree, inadvertently causing a candy cane avalanche. The wall behind them is lined with stockings, but one stocking is unmistakably larger and shaped like a quirky cartoon character. Above the scene, twinkling fairy lights spell out "Merry Christmas, Family" in a playful, curvy font, seamlessly blending into the snow-capped ceiling. Through the window, a group of reindeer can be seen engaged in a snowball fight, their antics adding to the lively chaos. This entire tableau exudes a charming mix of chaos and holiday spirit, reminiscent of Charles Schulz’s Peanuts and the whimsical storytelling of Bill Watterson’s Calvin and Hobbes.
Generated with these themes: Vagina.
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