Boobs, Gyatt , Bum, Farts, and Christmas Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/22/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/22/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Boobs, Gyatt , Bum, Farts, and Christmas Card
Description
At the top of the Surreal Style image, “Merry Christmas Diddy” in frost-kissed, glowing candy-cane lettering drifting like aurora
A Dali-inspired, dreamlike winter wonderland under an icy teal sky: melting gingerbread clocks drape over candy-cane fences; floating Christmas baubles orbit like tiny planets; a peach-shaped crescent moon in a Santa hat grins down. In the foreground, a tall pine tree wears an oversized knitted holiday sweater; two giant glossy ornaments snug beneath the knit create playful rounded bulges, twinkling with glitter. Beside it, a pair of red velvet Santa trousers with boots—no torso—waddle proudly, the seat ballooned like a bouncy snowdrift and cinched by a gleaming belt, leaving whimsical footprints shaped like tiny stars. A whoopee-cushion sleigh swooshes by, piloted by giggling gingerbread folk; it trails mint-green, sparkly “toot” puffs that curl into musical notes and jingle bells, spiraling into candy-cane vortices that perfume the air with peppermint. Double-humped snow dunes wear tinsel sashes; long, painterly shadows stretch across a glassy, mirror-snow lake reflecting all the oddities. Ethereal golden rim light and cool moonbeams mingle, bokeh snowflakes hang midair, everything slightly melting, elastic, and delightfully absurd. Painterly, high-detail, Dali-esque surrealism; warm gold and cool cyan palette; vertical 3:4 composition; crisp yet dreamy; comedic, cheeky, and festive
At the bottom on a small ribbon: “May your toots be minty and your baubles jolly”
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