MERRY CHRISTMAS HALF ASS MAYTAG MAN Christmas Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/25/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/25/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
MERRY CHRISTMAS HALF ASS MAYTAG MAN Christmas Card
Description
The scene is set in a bustling, snowy Christmas village square, brimming with holiday cheer and bustling activity. In the foreground, there's a humorous twist: the "Half-Ass Maytag Man" dressed in a Santa suit that's slightly too small, revealing his cartoonishly big belly poking out from under a bright red jacket. He's balancing precariously on a broken-down washing machine adorned with blinking Christmas lights. The washing machine has an animated expression, almost as if it's rolling its eyes at the weight it has to bear. Around him, little cartoon elves are busy decorating a giant Christmas tree with mismatched ornaments. One elf, balancing on a ladder that's too short, is about to topple over as he reaches for the star on top. Meanwhile, a reindeer with a red nose, reminiscent of Rudolph, is poking its head into a gift sack, pulling out a box marked "SPARE PARTS." In the background, a snow-capped, whimsical village bakery features a window display filled with colorful, oversized gingerbread men and candy canes. Above, the sky is a deep winter blue, dotted with stars twinkling brightly. Wispy clouds form the words "MERRY CHRISTMAS CARLOS" across the sky, cleverly using the swirl of snowflakes and stars to complete the festive greeting. This comical and lively scene, filled with Christmas chaos, is reminiscent of a Gary Larson or Bill Watterson cartoon, with every detail adding a humorous touch to the holiday spirit.
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