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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Mar 27, 2026
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Mar 27, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
3 bald men and 1 grey haired man driving down the A9 after a drunken MTB weekend stopping in a layby whilst the grey haired man vomits Christmas Card
Description
In the foreground of the scene, a slightly muddy white van is parked on a gravelly layby off the A9, the iconic Scottish Highlands roadway visible in the background winding its way through mist-covered hills. The van's rear door is swung open, revealing a jumble of mountain bikes, helmets, and muddy gear spilling out, hinting at a wild and adventurous weekend. To the right, on the verge of the layby, stands a grey-haired man, unmistakably in the throes of post-adventure repercussions, hunched over and mid-vomit into a bush that’s dotted with red berries, adding an unintentionally festive touch. His attire—a bright red Christmas sweater with a gaudy reindeer print—is speckled with mud, making the scene both comical and slightly tragic. Just behind him, three bald men form a hilariously mismatched trio. One holds a thermos, his brow furrowed with concern, wearing a Santa hat that has slipped askew, while the other two, seemingly more amused than worried, snap selfies with exaggerated expressions, capturing the unfolding chaos. One bald man wears an oversized Christmas bow tie, and the other sports antler headbands, each adding to the absurdity. To the left, a tiny Christmas tree, decorated with discarded bike chains and blinking with a single string of battery-powered fairy lights, stands comically against the rugged backdrop, bringing a peculiar yuletide cheer to this unconventional holiday snapshot.
Generated with these themes: 3 bald men and 1 grey haired man driving down the A9 after a drunken MTB weekend stopping in a layby whilst the grey haired man vomits.
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