Funny Christmas surrealism at Poly Joke (Porth Joke), Cornwall: a Dali-inspired dreamscape where the Cornish cliffs gently melt like wax into a teal, bioluminescent sea that falls as snow; Warhammer 40K Space Marines in baroque gothic power armor wear Santa hats and candy-cane trim—one in the foreground, low-angle, strums an oversized acoustic guitar as golden sound waves morph into flying gulls and treble clefs; another Marine rides a ribbon-like candy-cane surfboard on a wave curling into a melting mince-pie moon; hardy sea swimmers in bright bobble hats and wetsuits grin as their wakes turn into tinsel kelp and holly leaves; the sky holds planet-sized Christmas baubles and a Brussels-sprout Saturn with fairy-light rings; painterly texture, melting forms, ethereal god rays, soft sea-mist, pearlescent glow; vibrant teal, holly red, and warm gold palette; wide 24mm portrait composition, crisp focus on the guitarist, soft background bokeh, humorous, peaceful, festive, no weapons.

Add a small hand-lettered caption near the bottom in white with a subtle shadow: "Poly Jingle Bells from the Adeptus Surfactus!"

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