Bad memory, and Christmas Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/25/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/25/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Bad memory, and Christmas Card
Description
At the top of the Surreal Style image, "Merry Christmas (again?), Dad" in frosted candy-cane lettering with a gentle glow and a playful, slightly wobbly hand-lettered look.
Dreamlike, Dali-inspired surreal winterscape: an endless, icy-blue snowscape where shadows stretch impossibly long. Centerpiece: a towering Christmas tree shaped like a human brain, its folds made of shimmering garlands; warm fairy lights trace looping neural pathways. Draped over the “branches” are melting candy-cane pocket watches and baubles that sag like soft clocks. At the tree’s tip, instead of a star, a crystalline snowflake spins like a tiny loading icon, softly luminous.
In the foreground, a cozy plaid “dad” armchair sprouts elegant reindeer antlers and is slowly melting into the snow; beside it, fuzzy slippers leave wandering footprints that loop back on themselves. A ribbon unspools from a gift and morphs into a trail of floating, translucent question-mark balloons drifting skyward. Gift boxes bob gently above the snow with blank, tag-shaped ornaments (no text), their shadows bending in improbable directions.
To one side, a spindly reindeer on elongated Dali legs peers at a snowflake labyrinth, looking adorably baffled. A peppermint-striped calendar-clock slumps over a branch, every numeral subtly echoing the same date via repeating motifs rather than text. Snowflakes fall as tiny, paperlike squares (sticky-note silhouettes) that curl at the corners and melt midair. A puddle of glossy hot cocoa at the base reflects a perfectly decorated tree that doesn’t quite match the one above, hinting at a memory out of sync.
Sky: ethereal twilight of teal to ultramarine, with a gentle aurora swirling into soft question-mark arcs; a full moon haloed in mist, casting a silvery rim light over everything. Palette: icy blues, mint greens, candy reds, warm golden lights. Mood: witty, whimsical, affectionate. Style: dreamlike surrealism with melting shapes, painterly texture, high detail, soft edges, volumetric light, bokeh snow, long shadows. Full-bleed portrait composition, no additional text.
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