Christmas - Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/12/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/12/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Christmas - Card
Description
At the top of the Abstract Style image, Happy f*ckin Holidays !!!
A bold, full-bleed abstract holiday scene bursting with high-contrast reds, holly greens, electric teal, midnight blue, frosty white, and warm metallic gold. Dynamic brush-stroke textures slash across the canvas, intersecting with crisp geometric shapes—circles like ornaments, zig-zag candy-cane stripes, starburst snowflakes, and fluid ribbon curves that feel like tinsel in motion.
Center-stage, large and stylized: a slightly tan male chef in a crisp white uniform (no hat), very short black hair, prayer beads draped around his neck, seated in a swoopy, curvilinear rocking chair. Render him with playful, exaggerated features for a humorous vibe—wide, twinkly eyes, one eyebrow cocked, a mischievous half-smile—captured using faceted planes and sweeping curves rather than strict realism. The rocking chair’s looping forms echo the flowing holiday ribbons and sound-wave arcs of laughter swirling around him. Keep the beads clearly visible over the jacket, and emphasize his chef identity with minimal abstracted details (double-breasted buttons, a neat collar, maybe a loose apron fold), but absolutely no hat.
Surround the figure with festive abstract motifs: prismatic snowflake bursts, holly leaf silhouettes, bauble-like spheres, and confetti dots, all popping against deep, inky blues. Add energetic palette-knife strokes, paint splatters, and soft glow halos to heighten contrast and humor. Subtle steam-curl shapes rise from a stylized mug at his side, morphing into tiny snowflakes mid-air.
Small, funny text element: a hand-lettered speech ribbon near his mouth that reads exactly: “service please”. Keep it a single short line, playful lowercase, with a little sparkle or star at the end.
Typography for the headline at the top: large, chunky brush-lettering with rough edges, off-white or gold with a slight shadow, following the exact spacing and punctuation provided. Overall mood: irreverent, festive, modern-abstract, loud and laugh-out-loud. High detail, crisp edges, thick painterly texture, vibrant and punchy lighting.
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